OYIC: January sheet- Shoelace

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Name: Abram Nexus call me Shoelace!
Age: One more than I can count on my fingers, do the math smarty pants ! (11)
Gender: I'm a super boy
Info: My Pa's in jail for being a doofus and my ma never cared much for meh so I gave them the adios and ran off to be free. I got no problem fending for mahself and having fun on my own, I don't need nobody but meh. You best watch your shoes at the beach and pool, cause you might just come back to find your shoelace dun be gone. That's right, I got around snatching up shoelaces for fun, I think it's a pretty on the edge thrill. Plus, shoelaces are cool, you can tie stuff to them and swing it around, and get enough shoelaces, and you can even toss stuff at people, then reel it back with the shoelaces, then toss it at em again.

shame there's not really no otha kids in the slums, just a bunch of old farty farts, but whatever, I don't need no pals, I get by without em. In fact, those farts couldn't get by without me, I know all the best dumpster spots and I'm the sneakiest when it comes to getting stuff without getting caught. I come back with extra food and trade it to them for good shoelaces and stuff animals, which just adds more to my super cool collection.